By Debbie Barham
If tying the knot has your abdominal knotting up with pre-marital pressure, do not panic. With jokes previous, new, borrowed and blue, this little booklet of massive days is designed to place a grin at the faces of any chuffed couple.
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There is every chance that he will simply assume you mean setting the VCR to tape Grandstand so that he can watch it in bed on your Wedding Night. 59 THE LITTLE BOOK OF WEDDINGS FREQUENTLY POPPED QUESTION Q: Is it legal for gay men to marry people in this country? A: Certainly! A lot of gay men are vicars nowadays. 60 THE LITTLE BOOK OF WEDDINGS COAT OF ARMS Why not seal your Blessed Union by designing your very own coat of arms or monogrammed stationery featuring your two initials intertwined?
2. Gesture made by that friend of the Groom who dropped his kecks in front of the Bride’s parents.
57 THE LITTLE BOOK OF WEDDINGS OLD-AGE NEWLYWEDS When the Groom is of an advanced age, the old maxim about ‘something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue’ holds even more true. In this instance, though, the ‘something blue’ should always comprise a large bottle of Viagra pills. 58 THE LITTLE BOOK OF WEDDINGS VIDEO NASTY Brides: do not rely on your betrothed to sort out the wedding video. There is every chance that he will simply assume you mean setting the VCR to tape Grandstand so that he can watch it in bed on your Wedding Night.