By R. L. Stine
Bernie Bridges has all of it discovered. April-May June—the most popular woman within the fourth grade—will ask him to the yearly girl-invite-boy college dance. they are going to dance the evening away, and April-May June will completely fall for him.
There's just one challenge: Reality. April-May June does not are looking to decide on Bernie. She would not pick Bernie no matter if he was once the final man on earth.
Then Jennifer Ecch—the Nightmare Girl—swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?
Bernie has a plan. he will persuade Jennifer that he's under toe fungus and never priceless sufficient to visit the dance along with her. yet love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie—no subject what.
So Bernie has no selection. The time has come to carry a long-distance snot-blowing contest correct in entrance of Jennifer. that are supposed to be gross sufficient to get Jennifer out of his life—shouldn't it?
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She sat on me, her stringy hair falling over her face. She gazed down at me with her one brown eye and one blue eye. ” 19 Chapter 5 Bernie Breath Do you know how embarrassing it is to be in fourth grade and have a girl who’s totally in love with you? Jennifer Ecch follows me everywhere. She calls me Honey Cakes and Baby Lamb. She thinks it’s perfectly okay to plant loud, smoochy kisses all over me—even in class! It’s hard to fight her. She’s big and strong. She opens cans with her teeth! And now here she was, sitting on my chest, inviting me to the All-Nighter in front of my girlfriend!
Toe fungus. Jennifer, LISTEN to them! The Ecch giggled. “You girls are teasing me, right? ” Sharonda stuck a finger down her throat and made gagging sounds. I told you: She pretends she doesn’t like me. ” April-May asked Jennifer again. “What if we prove to you that Bernie is a creep and a loser? ” The Ecch giggled again. “Lamby Knees? A creep and a loser? ” 4O Okay. I knew what I had to do. I had to act like a creep and a loser. It wouldn’t be easy for someone as handsome and popular and smart as me.
April-May tossed back her head and laughed until she swallowed her bubble gum. ” I let out a scream as someone attacked me from behind. I felt two strong arms wrap around my waist. I lurched—and fell backward onto the grass. Before I could move, someone landed on my stomach. Jennifer Ecch! That big, hulking girl I call Nightmare Girl. She sat on me, her stringy hair falling over her face. She gazed down at me with her one brown eye and one blue eye. ” 19 Chapter 5 Bernie Breath Do you know how embarrassing it is to be in fourth grade and have a girl who’s totally in love with you?